Glasses of the Gods | Athena Is as Athena Does
LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS
Petrified of being petrified by Medusa? These shades will 100% help. They're inspired by Athena, goddess of warfare, wisdom, and handicraft. (Oooh, triple major.) She DESTROYED the arrogant Arachne in a weaving duel. (Weaving duels were the rap battles of The Old Days.) She sprang from the head of Zeus when he developed a nasty headache. (Ticking off toxic dudes from birth? Yasss, kween.) AND she rocks Medusa's head on her shield to turn enemies to stone. (Weird flex, but ok.) Hey, it's just how she rolls. Athena Is as Athena Does.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARIZED
4 ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL
INTRODUCING ATHENA IS AS ATHENA DOES
She kicks your ass at pub trivia night every week.
She always rocks full body armor with a helmet, shield and lance so guys are too chickensh*t to creep on her or tell her to SMILE more.
She spends her Saturday nights spinning badass tapestries and always beats that basic bitch Arachne in a weaving contest.
Duh. What did you expect?
Athena Is As Athena Does