Glasses of the Gods | Zeus, You Are the Father
Glasses of the Gods | Zeus, You Are the Father
Glasses of the Gods | Zeus, You Are the Father
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Glasses of the Gods | Zeus, You Are the Father

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LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS

HAIL ZEUS!!! God of the Sky, and Thirsty Shapeshifter. He turned into all kinds of animals to seduce goddesses, nymphs, and mortals. Swan. Cuckoo. Bull. (Also, Carl the Flamingo SWEARS Zeus morphed into a flamingo once to bone him.) According to God Sex Magazine, Zeus had 57 partners, 54 children, and countless ties for Xmas presents.)

MADE FOR


RUNNING

GREAT FOR


BEASTING
             BIKING


BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE, SAME RUNNERS SWAG.

1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARIZED
4 NO DEMOGORGANS
Frames tech
ZEUS YOU ARE THE FATHER POLARIZED WHITE SUNGLASSES FOR RUNNING

INTRODUCING ZEUS, YOU ARE THE FATHER.


Once he was dragged onto Ancient Greek Television to prove he fathered Ares, but before the results were read he threw lightning bolts at Maurice, the God of Dramatic Reveal. The spirit of Zeus currently lives on in furries.

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