Goodr Runway | Freshly Picked Cerulean
Goodr Runway | Freshly Picked Cerulean
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Goodr Runway | Freshly Picked Cerulean

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RUNWAY GOODRS: RUNNING! FASHION!

Runway goodrs have all the running performance benefits with a universally flattering, high-fashion cateye shape. Have your cateye and eat it too!

MADE FOR


RUNNING

GREAT FOR 


BEASTING
 
BIKING

 

HIGH FASHION SHADES, MADE FOR RUNNING.

1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARIZED
4 ALL FASHION
5 NO CATCALLS
Frames tech
Fast as Shell

INTRODUCING FRESHLY PICKED CERULEAN.


"Blue sunglasses"?! How dare you! Your Philistine mouth mangles art. In 2015, Carl de la Flamingo did a groundbreaking collection of cerulean sunnies. Then it was Bosley St. Basset, wasn’t it, who launched cerulean chew toys? After that, came cerulean tiki drinks, and - oh, oh, what's the point? This fashion lesson is wasted on your vulgar ears. Move along, darling. These cerulean lensed floral patterned frames aren't for you. "Blue sunglasses." Pfft. Indeed!