OG | I Do To The Open Bar
OG | I Do To The Open Bar
OG | I Do To The Open Bar
OG | I Do To The Open Bar
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OG | I Do To The Open Bar

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LIMITED EDITION: HOPEFULLY EVER AFTER

We now pronounce you Hopefully Ever After!!! Awww, marriage. A (semi) sacred union where you (partially) commit to someone til death (or divorce) do you part, while looking stunning (in an outfit you'll never wear again) in front of your (bored, jealous or drunk) loved ones, it is truly a (semi) magical moment you will remember (mostly) fondly for (part of) your whole life! (Free exchange if you get divorced! J/K, you're one of the 50% that's going to make it...hopefully.)

MADE FOR


BIKING
      RUNNING

GREAT FOR


BEASTING
 

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARIZED
4 NO LEOPARDS
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INTRODUCING I DO TO THE OPEN BAR


Do you, lonely single person, take this boring wedding's open bar, to be your nightlong partner, to perch at and abuse, from this moment forward, for happy-drunk and for sad-drunk, for awkward comments to friends and for awkward comments to strangers, in sickness tonight and in sickness tomorrow, to love deeply and to twerk on top of, till security drags you out of the banquet hall kicking and screaming?

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