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BIKING
BEASTING RUNNING
OG | Liège Of Extraordinary Cyclists
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BIKE MONUMENTS
It's the return of pro cycling season!!! We're launching sunnies inspired by exciting, challenging, cobblestone-tastic single-day races in four European cities. Can you guess what they are based on a series of cryptic clues?
MADE FOR
BIKING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING RUNNING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARIZED
4 NO LEOPARDS
"THE OLD LADY IS SO DEMANDING!!!"
"Let me guess, you loaded the toilet paper roll underhand again?! EVERYONE knows overhand is the right way, DUH!!! We've been over this 1000 times!!!"
"Nah man, I'm talking about one of THE most arduous one-day cycling events in the WORLD. You might have heard of it, it's only been taking place in Belgium since 1892, you sexist dimwit!!!"
Introducing Liège of Extraordinary Cyclists!
Wear these, eat a Liège waffle, go for a ride. It's like you were practically there.