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PHG | The New Prospector

$ 35.00

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FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG

Have you ever dreamed of starting your life over as a prospector on an off-world colony mining orgone crystals in outer space?! This gray double bridge round sunglasses can be considered a writeoff then.

MADE FOR

RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING BIKING

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

1 NO SLIP

2 NO BOUNCE

3 ALL POLARIZED

4 NO DISSERTATION

the new prospector grey circle double bridge polarized reflective sunglasses

MINING ASPIRATIONS

Will our newly minted The New Prospector PHG sunnies help protect you from the lizard people?!

Rumor has it they ARE made with genuine orgone...