Goodr
RUNNING
BEASTING
VRG Alien Abduction | Area 51 Booty Call
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LIMITED EDITION: ALIEN ABDUCTION
No one ever said aliens aren't basic. That's why he's decided to release this line of intergalactic sunnies, inspired by his "beam me up" moment, and his new alien pals. Party with these new sunglasses on as you orbit the actual sun in a flying saucer. And don't worry. What happens in a UFO, stays in a UFO. Have fun, be safe, and remember the safe word during your probe exam is "Pluto".
FREE GLOW IN THE DARK STICKER WITH EVERY PURCHASE
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING
BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARIZED
4 NO LEOPARDS
WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE.
It's late. An "urge" hits.
"Self-love" will not do.
This "love" must be shared...
...with an alien.
These sunnies aren't to hide any shame.
They're to celebrate having an alien "friend with benefits".
: When the "urge" is literally out of this world...
Share with a consenting adult alien. Aliens need "love" too.