VRG | See You at the Party, Richter
NEW, FROM THE FUTURE: THE VRGs
New shape with the same levels of style and performance. Designed to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re running laps on a track or entering a time machine to the future.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARIZED
4 EXTENDED BATTERY LIFE
INTRODUCING SEE YOU AT THE PARTY, RICHTER.
Congrats! You won a vacation! And by "vacation," we mean our clumsy goons will dig into your brain and implant false memories of — ohhhh no we're getting shut down for violating ethics laws. Whoops-a-daisy. Well, forget the vacation. Buy these shades! (And if you think you already bought them, you're wrong, that's a false memory.)