NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

2 NO BOUNCE

3 ALL POLARIZED

4 ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL

WE SEE IT IN YOUR EYES.

You're terrified of the Chemex your hipster roommate, Iris, bought for your apartment. Don't be scared. She'll use it for a week then ditch it because it's a huge pain in the ass and you'll both go right back to the $9 single origin sustainable free trade roasted in-house pour over you get at the place where they wear the coordinated collared shirts and aprons to serve your coffee.