LFG | Short With Benefits

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LIL F*KIN GOODRS: SHORT WITH BENEFITS

How does it feel to lay in the bed in any orientation you want and not have your feet hang dangerously off of the edge, completely vulnerable to the monsters hiding under there?! How does it feel to not constantly be banging your head on your muscle head roommates’ pushup bar that they insisted on hanging in the bathroom doorframe?! Why don’t you just get real with us already and admit that you're short with benefits?!

MADE FOR

RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING BIKING

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

1 NO SLIP

2 NO BOUNCE

3 ALL POLARIZED

4 NO LEOPARDS

SHORT WITH BENEFITS

It's not enough that we already gave you a list of reasons why being smaller is baller.

Now we have to tell you about being Short With Benefits!!!