No Slip
CONSTRUCTED WITH A SPECIAL GRIP-COATED FRAME AND TEMPLE GRIPS TO ELIMINATE SLIPPAGE FROM LAVA-INDUCED SWEAT WHEN VOLCANO SURFING.
REAL rodeo clown tears are distilled into these translucent teal and pink wrap frames with amber reflective lenses. OK, that's a lie, but these shades with anti-fog lenses are basically guaranteed not to slip or bounce while you cling for dear life to a bucking bronco.
CARL THE FLAMINGO SHARES THE CHILDHOOD MEMORY BEHIND HIS COULROPHOBIA.