LFG | Shrimpin' Ain't Easy

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LIL F*KIN GOODRS: SHRIMPIN' AIN'T EASY

Riddle us this. JUMBO shrimp are supposed to be the pinnacle of shrimp cocktail, yeah? But where's the love for average, normal, maybe slightly shrimpy shrimp?! A rim of a shrimp cocktail glass can only hold SO many shrimp, so theoretically you could consume MORE shrimp if you use smaller shrimp? OK, it's a stretch but what can we say? Shrimpin' ain't easy.

MADE FOR

RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING BIKING

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

1 NO SLIP

2 NO BOUNCE

3 ALL POLARIZED

4 NO LEOPARDS

SHRIMPIN AIN'T EASY

If you've ever been turned away from a roller coaster for being too short to ride, you know...

It ain't easy out here for a shrimp.