Goodr See You at the Party, Richter
Introducing the new Goodr VGRs. Sunglasses for a sunless future. These single-lens frames will have your robot overlords saying "011011." You think 2020 was bad? HA. HA. HA. How about 50 million years in the future, when the sun is burned out?
Still no-slip, no-bounce, great for exercising, etc.