LFG | Smaller is Baller

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LIL F*KIN GOODRS: SMALLER IS BALLER

Don't you hate it when people try to shame you for being smaller?! Psh, joke is on them!!! For example, we can buy designer duds in a children's size large, which just means we look fierce AND have more $$$ left over for extra margaritas, AND can still afford to ship ourselves cross country to our best friend's house in a cardboard box. See? #SmallerisBaller

MADE FOR

RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING BIKING

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

2 NO BOUNCE

3 ALL POLARIZED

4 NO LEOPARDS

SMALLER IS BALLER

You know that song that goes something like "I wanna be a baller, I wish I was a little bit taller"?

Psh, whatever!!! We already know, but maybe you don't...

Smaller is Baller

Like these new smaller sunnies for ballers with smaller heads.