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BIKING RUNNING
BEASTING
Beat G | Windowsill Pie Bandit
$ 35.00
DESCRIPTION
Wanted for crimes against unattended desserts!!! Don’t be fooled by the buttery, laminated charm of these Beat Gs. Ignore the cartoon scent trail curling through the air, beckoning like a windowsill pie with zero supervision. Go ahead, slip them on. Next thing you know, you're elbow-deep in pastry, demolishing fruit pies with zero witnesses and even less restraint. It’s a slippery slope, but this life of delicious crime looks good on you. (P.S. You’ve got a little boysenberry in your right nostril.)
MADE FOR
BIKING RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARIZED
4 NO LEOPARDS