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BIKING RUNNING
BEASTING
Beat G | Windowsill Pie Bandit
$ 35.00
DESCRIPTION
Wanted for crimes against unattended desserts!!! Don’t be fooled by the buttery, laminated charm of these Beat Gs. Ignore the cartoon scent trail curling through the air, beckoning like a windowsill pie with zero supervision. Go ahead, slip them on. Next thing you know, you're elbow-deep in pastry, demolishing fruit pies with zero witnesses and even less restraint. It’s a slippery slope, but this life of delicious crime looks good on you. (P.S. You’ve got a little boysenberry in your right nostril.)
Only real ones stay for the encore! Stand out from the crowd with Luxe G, sleek rectangular sunnies. Featuring translucent light green frames and green polarized lenses, they won't slip or bounce as you yell "ONE MORE!!!" at the top of your lungs.
MADE FOR
BIKING RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARIZED
4 NO LEOPARDS