Goodr Professional Respawner
GAMERS GO OUTSIDE, TOO
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WHEN YOU RESPAWN, YOU HOPE TO APPEAR IN A SAFE LOCATION
...but sometimes you appear in a terrible location, like right in front of the enemy team, and you don't have a weapon, or any clothes, so you brace yourself to be slaughtered, but instead of attacking you, the enemy team just points at your naughty parts and laughs, and somehow that hurts even more than being slaughtered, so you intentionally step on a landmine to respawn, and now you're fully clothed with weapons and sick sunglasses on a sweet vantage point - WOOOO! LET'S DO THIS!