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OG | Emergency Flirtation Device

OG | Emergency Flirtation Device

$ 35.00

You’re pumping nacho cheese sauce into your mouth under the harsh fluorescent lights of the convenience store. Is it hot in here, or is it these sexy purple-to-red ocean lenses? Formerly known as [redacted], these translucent frames are back with a new identity & ready to flirt by the warm glow of the taquito roller grill at 2AM. Now with polarized lenses!

MEET THE OG

NO SLIP

Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.

NO BOUNCE

Snug, lightweight blue frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you crush your workout.

ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized purple lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.

ALL ORIGINAL

A classic frame shape with timeless appeal that will always be in style. (Unlike those heinous trends of the late ‘00s.)

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