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PHG | Stay Fly, Ornithologists
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FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG
Don't be a dodo!!! Spread your wings and soar with Stay Fly, Ornithologists PH-G sunglasses. These professorial frames won't slip or bounce while you live your best life. Unlike the dodos, who lived on the island Mauritius, and watched all their eggs get eaten by pigs, cats and monkeys. What a bunch of losers! We're not trying to scare you or anything, but the dodo made absolutely zero attempts to stay fly, and now it's extinct. Nuff said.
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