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Retro G |Lava Lamp Oracle

Retro G |Lava Lamp Oracle

$ 30.00

DESCRIPTION

Translucent teal Retro Gs w/ green gradient lenses look smart, even when making questionable choices, e.g. allowing yourself to be guided by the molten wisdom of a vintage lava lamp. Don't trust the hypnotic glow of those sexy, morphing wax blobs!

MEET THE RETRO G

No Slip

We use a special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

No Bounce

A snug and lightweight frame, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while crushing any workout.

All Polarized

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

All Retro

Square aviator frames blend the past with the present, creating dangerous time paradoxes.

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